Cake and Pi

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I also try to cut loaves of bread with door jams.

(Source: shattered-earth, via high-low-lemony)

“Bic, the pen company, have a new line of pens called, “Bic: for her”. This is totally real. They’re pens just for ladies.

They come in both lady colors, pink and purple. And they’re just like regular pens, except they’re pink, so they cost twice as much… That is absolutely true.

I was reading the back of the pack— well, i had a man read the back of the package to me, and it said it’s, “designed to fit a woman’s hand”. What does that mean? So when we’re taking down dictation from our bosses, we’ll feel comfortable, and forget we’re not getting paid as much? I don’t know.” (x)

(Source: 30rockasaurus, via writingfail)

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voltafiish:

halloween-related-butthickey:

spookyconnor:

bigbardafree:

justice league unlimited — hawk and dove

you just fucked up, asshole

OHH, NOW YOU FUCKED UP

Son you done gone and fucked up

10knotes:

senjukannon

Bruce motherfucking Lee.

“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.”

(Source: we-are-the-fallen-gods, via writingfail)

(Source: madlyblooming, via minuiko)

antivian:

cybernedick:

osheamobile:

Classic burn.

Call the burn ward, they’ve got incoming.

(Source: oh-whiskers, via lizziegoneastray)

hobbitdragon:

sealprinceling:

The Grumpy Cat

I can’t handle this fucking cat

oh god

(via khaoskomix)